A REAL HUMAN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee………

Aitor Throup threads in all their glory

Aitor Throup threads in all their glory

Eddie Murphy Raw, best stand up of all time in full effect

Eddie Murphy Raw, best stand up of all time in full effect

Things NEVER to say to your girl/boyfriend

Partner: what do you want for christmas baby?

You: thats simple babe, all i want for christmas is you…

Partner: awww thats so lovel….

You: *laughs* did i say “you”, sorry i meant shoes

(insert punch in the face and sentence to the dog house without perole; here)

Super proud of my mate for coming out to her parents, that s*** aint easy

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Here’s my coming out story.
Because today, 6886 days old (apparently…), December 8 2012, I came out to my parents!!
Yep, congratulations to myself for finally telling them!

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Tattoos are safer than Tans. Dont turn yourself into a couch!

Tattoos are safer than Tans. Dont turn yourself into a couch!

My egg looks like a cat with one massive yellow eye. Goodmorning x

My egg looks like a cat with one massive yellow eye. Goodmorning x

Post sauna #Swveeedish

Post sauna #Swveeedish

R-Kelly NEW Trapped in the closet. Sit back and laugh like a ghetto comedian. Holler

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! RKELLY HAS RELEASED A NEW TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! RKELLY HAS RELEASED A NEW TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!